The Dusty Clam

By Jen Jenivive

Paperback; 31 pages

Linda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to fin out!

Why should I order? Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons:

1. Your name is Linda
2. Your name is Fiona
3. You have a clam
4. You like clams
5. You enjoy silly adult themed humor
6. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above